Dr. Donezo's definitions

New Jersey Morning

The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.

“How are you already so drunk? It’s only noon!”

“I had a New Jersey Morning.”

by Dr. Donezo March 3, 2019

Prunch

Noun. A heavy meal served with alcohol before brunch, usually after an evening of heavy drinking, designed to make an individual presentable for a midday event, like brunch. Etymology: pre- + brunch.

Also, intransitive verb. To consume prunch with or without enjoyment.

(1) He isn't sure he would have made it through brunch if he hadn't brunched beforehand. (2) I think I would like a pizza for prunch, since there may not be food served at the brunch.

by Dr. Donezo March 24, 2010

wassuf

hello; variation on "what's up?" or "wassup!"

"Wassuf, son! Haven't seen you in a while!"

by Dr. Donezo February 24, 2009

früssenmensch

A man who is overly concerned about catching the coronavirus, such that he engages in excessive social distancing, quarantining, or hygiene practices.

Etymology: German for "flu pussy man."

"Dude, stop being a früssenmensch and come out to the bar!"

by Dr. Donezo July 28, 2020