Definitions by Dr. Donezo

früssenmensch 

A man who is overly concerned about catching the coronavirus, such that he engages in excessive social distancing, quarantining, or hygiene practices.

Etymology: German for "flu pussy man."

"Dude, stop being a früssenmensch and come out to the bar!"

früssenmensch by Dr. Donezo July 28, 2020

New Jersey Morning 

The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.

“How are you already so drunk? It’s only noon!”

“I had a New Jersey Morning.”

New Jersey Morning by Dr. Donezo March 3, 2019

Prunch

Noun. A heavy meal served with alcohol before brunch, usually after an evening of heavy drinking, designed to make an individual presentable for a midday event, like brunch. Etymology: pre- + brunch.

Also, intransitive verb. To consume prunch with or without enjoyment.

(1) He isn't sure he would have made it through brunch if he hadn't brunched beforehand. (2) I think I would like a pizza for prunch, since there may not be food served at the brunch.

Prunch by Dr. Donezo March 24, 2010

wassuf 

hello; variation on "what's up?" or "wassup!"

"Wassuf, son! Haven't seen you in a while!"

wassuf by Dr. Donezo February 24, 2009