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No jello

Can be used social situations where you want to say something absurd about a girlfriend or wife of your friends but also let them know it's non-offensive and that you're not jealous "no jello". Used as a "no homo" figure of speech.

Two dude's sitting at the pool with their wives

Dude #1: "Yo, your wife has some nice tits. No jello"

Dude #2: "Righteous, your wife has a phenomenal ass. No jello."

- OR -

Dude #1: I want to fuck your wife, no jello.

by Dr. Boston April 18, 2010