Definitions by Dr. Boring

hump hug

When you aproach someone in order to give them a friendly hug, and that person (hopefully of the opposite sex) practically sits on your lap. Commonly found in desperate people.

"hey you know that lisa chick? yeah, i hugged her and she gave me the time of my life! what a hump hugger."

hump hug by Dr. Boring May 23, 2006

anus astronaut 

Also know as a: rectum raider, ass pirate, burger stealer and can opener. commits acts of atrocious butt love.

"one small step for man..."
"get out of my ass, Mark!"
"oh, sorry"
"goddamn anus astronaut..."

anus astronaut by Dr. Boring May 23, 2006