Definitions by Dr. Blue Balls

moose knuckle shuffle 

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

moose knuckle shuffle by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007

dead doe labia 

Having extremely large labia, reminiscent of a large mammel. Usually found on extremely big women, or really really popular ones. Was originally made into a comment after a man was arrested for having sex with a dead doe...I asked if someone helped him pry that poor animal's vag apart.

Taryn had the meatiest dead doe labia I had ever seen on a biped. She could shelter several dwarves (little people..c'mon let's be pc here) in a rainstorm by inviting them under her cooch.

dead doe labia by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007