dickportunity

A dick opportunity, or an opportunity to get dick.
Lindsey: Girl I have like two guys I can fuck.
Britney: Sounds do me you have dickportunity or two
by Dr. Ass October 27, 2017
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assition

When you're in the position behind a girl with an amazing ass.
Guy 1 on cellphone- "Dude, this is a great assition."
"I wish I was there man." -Guy 2 on cellphone
by Dr. Ass September 28, 2013
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