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dickportunity
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A dick
opportunity
, or an
opportunity
to get dick.
Lindsey
: Girl I have like
two guys
I can fuck.
Britney
: Sounds do me you have dickportunity or two
dickportunity
by
Dr. Ass
October 28, 2017
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assition
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When
you're in
the position
behind a girl with an
amazing ass
.
Guy 1 on cellphone- "Dude,
this is a
great assition."
"I wish
I was there
man." -Guy 2 on
cellphone
assition
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Dr. Ass
September 28, 2013
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