hairy kebab

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.
by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006
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Reliable sauce

(Reliable sauces). Ejaculatory material; Semen.
I'm worried I may be pregnant, Doctor: My boyfriend mis-timed his withdrawal and instead of giving me a pearl necklace, he doused my hairy kebab with his reliable sauce.
by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006
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man handle

1. Penis; esp. when erect.
2. The act of self - stimulation.
In the evenings, Sven liked liked to watch pornography and man handle his man handle.
by Dr Zog. August 09, 2006
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