Dr Dave's definitions

Tijuana omelette

A gigantic load of explosive diarrhea, like a havana omelette.

"Just laid a tijuana omelette, musta been sumthin' I et"

by Dr Dave September 5, 2008

smegma

The name of Dr. Colon's dwarf assistant in Charles Rodrigues' classic "Dr. Colon's Monster" serialized in the National Lampoon in the '70s. Smegma mistakenly stole the brain of a homosexual cadaver which was subsequently installed in the Frankenstein-like monster.

"Smegma, you've stolen the brain of a bloody queer!"

by Dr Dave September 5, 2008