smegma

The name of Dr. Colon's dwarf assistant in Charles Rodrigues' classic "Dr. Colon's Monster" serialized in the National Lampoon in the '70s. Smegma mistakenly stole the brain of a homosexual cadaver which was subsequently installed in the Frankenstein-like monster.
"Smegma, you've stolen the brain of a bloody queer!"
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Tijuana omelette

A gigantic load of explosive diarrhea, like a havana omelette.
"Just laid a tijuana omelette, musta been sumthin' I et"
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