Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Alpha Butt
An au courant term coined by an exceptionally brilliant child who also happens to be an excellent dancer and choreographer, to describe the most consummately talented booty bumper on the dance floor.
He systematically blew everyone else right off the dance floor with his audacious booty moves and so there was no doubt that he was the undeniable Alpha Butt!
Alpha Butt by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
autoharpomania
An often progressively debilitating psychological disorder falling on the obsessive compulsive spectrum, usually beginning in childhood, whereas the sufferer becomes fixated on the autoharp, an oddly non-musical zither instrument, to the exclusion of everything else.
When the once gregarious and popular young man stopped eating or speaking to anyone and we suspected he may be suffering with autoharpomania, we made the decision to intervene and were horrified to discover no less than one hundred and fifty autoharps amassed in young Phinneas’ bedroom.
autoharpomania by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
reach out and sue someone
The legal professionals’ mantra that is a clever twist on the old advertising slogan coined by AT&T in 1979.
California is the poster state for “reach out and sue someone” since it has more lawyers per capita than any other state.
reach out and sue someone by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021
battle of the bedroom
An expression relating to the push to procreate and which is often won by those ethnicities who just happen to excel at it.
Why of course we are ready and willing to fight in the battle of the bedroom and so therefore we are winning!
battle of the bedroom by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021
catbastard
catbastard by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021
I have no pants on
A most highly effective statement one can use to quickly end an episode of unwanted texting with a platonic friend.
It seemed she was unable to stop what had become endless workplace texting and so I texted, “I have no pants on,” which brought it to a screeching halt for the rest of the afternoon.
I have no pants on by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021