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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

lick my duck’s asshole! 

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.
Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!

Ron DeSpandex 

The stage name of the up and coming Miami-based trans entertainer who deftly skewers the quirky and deranged Governor of Florida.
The talented Ron DeSpandex has really nailed down the moves and expressions of DeSantis in a way that has caused periodic apoplectic rage to erupt from His Royal Piousness.

distorted time lens

Another way of saying that someone does not have a reliable sense of time.
I’ve spent my life trying to pin down the complex interaction between genetic and environmental factors that have gone into my well-known and intractable distorted time lens.

full frontal cortex 

A slang term for the phenomenon of being sexually attracted to another’s intelligence, to describe the complex process occurring in the brain and body.
I stood awestruck at the back of the room, staring at her as she spoke to the sold-out auditorium, feeling her words in my loins, realizing I had gone full frontal cortex!

Speaker of the Mouse 

The parallel being to the Speaker of the House who exists only in Disneyland or Disneyworld.
We will now put the final vote on whether or not to silence Mr. DeSantis to the Speaker of the Mouse.

botcommers 

A nickname for those who profit from the automated programs used to remotely engage in social media.
My neighbor is one of those insufferably snooty twentysomething botcommers who actually believes that his prolific income is generated by something interesting or respectable.
botcommers by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023

Horrible Boy 

A generically applied nickname for a person who is not easy to deal with due to a serious personality quirk or tendency.
We just call him Horrible Boy, he is both insufferably vulgar and entirely unrestrained, no matter where he is or who is present.
Horrible Boy by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023