Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

halfpence

A derisive nickname for Mike Pence, indicating the status of his mind and abilities.

Trump may one day need his good buddy, halfpence, to pardon his ass.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018

Assputin

A descendent of Rasputin, the highest ranking Russian mobster and serial killer who lists the Grabber in Chief as his biggest fan.

Assputin is a seriously cool dude, he got those Hillary emails when I told him to!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018

hempburger

A hybrid gourmet burger considered far superior to the plain old hamburger.

Lets have a barbecue and serve the mighty hempburger instead!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018

triggermortis

That phenomenon when you go to shoot yourself but you are frozen stiff and can’t manage to pull the trigger.

I guess triggermortis just kicked in when I thought about the prospect of being dead.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018

kennelhead

A perceptual distortion experienced by prison inmates, children in school, and other detainees.

You got a bad case of kennelhead, honey, you gotta get outta here.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018

divineline

A delusion wherein the sufferer believes they have a direct and special line to God.

No shit, his divineline is always hooked-up.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018

lilyfarts

Flatulence miraculously resembling a field of lilies.

This dog passed only the rarest of lilyfarts, a surprising sphincter perfume.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 14, 2018