Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

electronic relatives

A term used for relatives with whom you exchange texts or emails but whom you generally do not see for in-person visits.

I am in close touch with my extended family back East, I refer to them as my electronic relatives.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023

funky bunny

Slang for someone highly interested in having sex.

That funky bunny be easily turned on by just about anything!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019

the benefits of being an asshole

A phrase born of the fact that Florida’s Governor, Ron DeFlatus, has suggested that the state’s educational curriculum include material on “the benefits of being a slave” so that whitefolk don’t wind up stewing in their own guilt over slaveholding ancestors, thereby garnering him some white votes since there are so many that would vote for such an asshole with this point of view.

The “anti-woke” Florida Governor knows that he can garner strong support from white supremacists by virtue of his ridiculous reinvention of history and this illustrates the benefits of being an asshole in this part of the country.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

nuts in a wringer

An earthy reference to being in deep trouble.

He’s gonna get back to work after his week off in Tahiti and find his nuts in a wringer; I’m talking serious flatdick .

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

startlefuck

When you are suddenly and unexpectedly entered by someone with a full-blown erection.

To startlefuck a person right, you can’t let on that you are plotting anything.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2018

contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.

We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

Helper Syndrome

A deep-seated defect of character originating in childhood, resulting from incompetent parents who are most often addicts who have neglected the child’s emotional needs and caused the child to shoulder the bulk of the responsibility burden, making them the de facto parent.

Yup, I can thank my Helper Syndrome for making me a world class chef, an incomparable race car driver and not least, a highly lauded prison psychologist and behavioral researcher, all before I reached the age of 10.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019