startlefuck

When you are suddenly and unexpectedly entered by someone with a full-blown erection.
To startlefuck a person right, you can’t let on that you are plotting anything.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2018
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contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.
We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020
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Helper Syndrome

A deep-seated defect of character originating in childhood, resulting from incompetent parents who are most often addicts who have neglected the child’s emotional needs and caused the child to shoulder the bulk of the responsibility burden, making them the de facto parent.
Yup, I can thank my Helper Syndrome for making me a world class chef, an incomparable race car driver and not least, a highly lauded prison psychologist and behavioral researcher, all before I reached the age of 10.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019
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Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.
I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 08, 2023
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A darkly tongue-in-cheek “syndrome” that has been coined to capture the ugly fact that dissenting Russians are repeatedly being murdered via poisonings, mysteriously falling from towering balconies or just run-of-the-mill unexplained disappearances, at the behest of the Kremlin.
Putie the Warmonger has always flaunted his unrestricted power by publicly eliminating uppity Russians and blaming it on Sudden Russian Death Syndrome since it effectively scares the shit out of others who may be contemplating disobedience themselves.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 07, 2023
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dot common

Description of ho-hum, everyday occurrences online.
Russian hacking of our newsfeeds, our election and our online lives overall has become entirely dot common.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2019
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microyapper

A seriously tiny little canine who is so small it is virtually imperceptible but whose continuous yapping can still drive you completely insane.
It was as though this microyapper had a powerful microphone in his tiny throat!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
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