Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

wordshitter 

A person who claims to be so Incredibly articulate as to be capable of shitting words and phrases in perfect form, alongside the subtle implication that they are a bullshit artist.

Of course she is amazing, she may be the greatest wordshitter who has ever lived!

wordshitter by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

word hell 

A torture my husband claims he endures due to my compulsive contributions to UD and the fact that I force him to listen to me read the ones aloud that get published.

I don’t want to inhabit this life of word hell, it’s tantamount to mental water boarding.

word hell by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

penis stories 

Stories that men tell, usually to one another, related to fighting, fucking or working out.

I used to halfway listen to the penis stories being told all day long through my partially open window while I sat working at my desk at the prison.

penis stories by Dr Bunnygirl October 11, 2019

quick goats 

A goat-gazelle hybrid, specially bred for speed-eating, faster thinking and sprinting uphill, often mistaken in conversation for the more quickly prepared version of oatmeal.

I got myself some of them quick goats, they’re much more efficient in this fast-moving world than just the regular old goats!

quick goats by Dr Bunnygirl October 10, 2019

Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani 

One of Rudy’s many mob nicknames, this one because of his special skill set in covertly planting false information to destroy a public figure’s reputation.

This time Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani is on the big boys’ payroll, he’s got his own thug minions crawling around In Ukrainian mob territory planting lies to slime the Bidens!

Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani by Dr Bunnygirl October 10, 2019

grubhubba-hubba

An upscale service offering food from any restaurant you choose, delivered by strippers who are wearing the food they deliver to your door.

I called grubhubba-hubba as a kind of prank or joke on my buddy who was over at my house; we ordered Italian food and wound up having a great time!

grubhubba-hubba by Dr Bunnygirl October 10, 2019

Running of the Bullshit 

The event usually held in Pamplona, Spain and usually called “Running of the Bulls,” was held in Madrid, this time in August 2019, when Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and a Ukrainian Representative talked further about absurd bullshit like CrowdStrike and digging up “dirt” on Hunter Biden.

This year the Running of the Bullshit event was subtly renamed and the venue was changed as well, to describe the inept and ignorant spy tactics used by the Mobster in Chief to attempt to once again cheat his way into the US Presidency.

Running of the Bullshit by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019