sleep artist

A person who has perfected the fine art of sleeping, often under highly unusual or unlikely circumstances.

He is the consummate sleep artist, I’ve seriously watched him napping soundly during parades and inaugural events!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

conflatologist

A person who specializes in creatively combining unrelated ideas to imply cause and effect which can be intentionally used to mislead the public.

The best conflatologists are often hired to be Fox News Anchors.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

meth progressed photo

When you create a would-be image of what a person would look like at their current age if they were a meth addict.

His meth progressed photo makes him look just like his grandpa although he’s only 45 years old!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 25, 2022

rubber chicken farts

Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.

His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

invisible chopped liver

The accomplished martyr’s ultimate verbal and emotional weapon when trying to get some sympathy.

What am I, invisible chopped liver?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

it’s the COVID!

The standard, go-to reason for things not getting done.

Well I was going to get you a birthday card and a nice present and make you a nice dinner and everything, but you know... it’s the COVID!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

happy turd

When someone is so excited that they involuntarily drop a turd.

I knew he was insanely happy with our decision when he dropped a happy turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019