Definitions by Downstrike

Artesians 

Little people of most any description, seen only by rednecks in old Oly commercials.

Artesians are from Artesia, and they come up through Artesian wells at night.

Artesians by Downstrike December 26, 2004

legal profession 

The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.

Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.

legal profession by Downstrike December 25, 2004

big time 

adj. Much more than usual, to the max.

That suct big time!

big time by Downstrike December 24, 2004

suct

Californiese for Sucked really big time.

The California Aquesuct is the artery by which southern California suct northern California dry.

suct by Downstrike December 24, 2004

blood-sucking 

adj. Parasitical. See also, blood-sucker.

Blooding-sucking Hellay suct northern California dry through the California Aquesuct.

blood-sucking by Downstrike December 24, 2004

Californiese 

The dialect of slang spoken only in California.

Peeps outside of California probably never even heard of the California Aquesuct, so they wouldn't bother to use such Californiese terminology.

Californiese by Downstrike December 24, 2004

blood-sucker 

A parasite. One who uses others.

I'm not that blood-sucker's friend! He doesn't have friends, just distant acquaintances and people that he's used up.

blood-sucker by Downstrike December 24, 2004