Douglas's definitions

Dodo

i bird that is stupid and does not fly

can also relate to a person that is incredibly dumb

isnt that one of those exintinct birds

Jesus hell, Jerry Craig is a fucking dodo

by DOUGLAS April 28, 2004

Female Toilet

A toilet for a female.

After drinking 4 cups of coffee, Lynn used Jeff as a Human Toilet. Jeff almost choked, but he survived.

by Douglas February 13, 2005

the bg's

(bubble guts) when your guts are bubbling and rumbling, and you gotta shoot hot lava out of your stinky hole; an unsure feeling inside whether or not you got a toilet nearby or any toilet paper and that just gives your the bg's even more.

saul, you got the bg's?? BAD? oh gawd.

by Douglas May 27, 2003

splunge

A short board or plank attached to a long pole used for stirring up the bottom of a shallow pond or stream.

by Douglas August 26, 2003

20's

an inch measurement for the wheels of an automobile.

i got 20's for my caddy.

by Douglas November 19, 2002

gweato

a guy that likes it in the ass

Fuckin yuck, josh black is a qweato

by DOUGLAS February 12, 2004

teabag

sticking your big, wrinkley, hairy, old, nut sack and inserting it in someones open mouth while they are sleeping

"ewww dude, theres a fucking pueb in my mouth!!"

by douglas June 14, 2004