Definitions by Doug klast

Twitter 

A place where Twits go, to Tweet.

I signed on to twitter, so, I could tweet.

Twitter by Doug klast November 20, 2010

enlighten me 

Asking someone to explain what they are saying or have written. This is often used as an insult, implying that the person is stupid, or, lying.

"Oh, is that so? Please enlighten me, as to how you came to that conclusion."

enlighten me by doug klast June 14, 2009

Christian

Someone who celebrates Christmas. In the broad scope of modern day America, anyone who celebrates the Christmas holiday by exchanging presents or putting up any form of Christmas decorations, is a Christian. To a lesser degree, anyone who celebrates Easter by boiling, coloring, or hunting for Easter eggs, can also consider themselves Christian.

People who celebrate Christmas, Santa Claus, Easter, or the Easter Bunny, in any way, are Christians.

Christian by Doug Klast February 14, 2008