Grundle

The perineum on a human male. Located between the scrotum and anus. Aptly named after the hairyness of the Grendel monster from Beowulf and a young polishman's genitals. Originated in Jessup Maryland circa 1994.

"Mike has a super hairy grundle and his girlfriend Ann wouldnt go near it, so he dumped her"

by Double Bs July 13, 2016

Procrastinaked

After you bathe and you don't get dressed or do anything. Just lay around like a piece of shit listening to music

I was supposed to go back out for groceries after I showed but I was procrastinaked

by Double Bs April 05, 2020