ego friendly

When she asked if she looked fat, I had to think of the most ego friendly answer.
by Dos Divas July 30, 2009
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rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.
My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.
by Dos Divas August 02, 2009
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memergency

A drama queen's version of a "serious" crisis.
The sorority girl had a mascara memergency.
by dos divas July 29, 2009
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