Doronellius Portnoilithus's definitions

brainsqueeze

Brainsqueezing is the hobby of a runt. When runts are bored they find it necessary to torment people (especially peachy) by brainsqueezing helpless victims. The way this is done is by placing both hands on either sode of the victims head and squeezing away like there is no tomorrow. This results in pain for the victim and causes them to yell out and be sent out of biology by the late great 'Mr Newman'. The word brain squeeze originates from 2 words; brain and squeeze.

1. Hey look Raphaelues Noethesus, here comes peachy! - Lets brainsqueeze him!

2. peachy - Ow!!! Holy FUCK that brainsquueze hurt!

by Doronellius Portnoilithus June 4, 2004

peachy

Peachy originates from the fruit, peach and is the term to describe someone who bruises rather easily. Peachy is always being pranked and tormented by the runts (see runt) whose make it their sole purpose to ensure peachy bruises the way that he is accustomed to. Peachy is a big fat girl - Torrance!

1. Oh my god! Look at your bruises! You big fat peachy!

2. Doronellius Portnoilithus and Raphaelues Noethesus: "Come here peachy and let us brainsqueeze you, you fat peach!"

by Doronellius Portnoilithus June 4, 2004