Skip to main content

Definitions by Doro's Mama

whumpable 

Fanfiction term for a character authors love to whump, to torture and abuse in various ways. (And that readers love to read about!) Some characters are considered more naturally whumpable than others.
A: I love to read stories where Daniel Jackson gets whumped.
B: Yeah, but Stiles Stilinski is even more whumpable! My poor baby!
C: You're both wrong! That story where Clint Barton becomes Loki's BDSM slave for, like, centuries! Classic! Hes the most whumpable of all! 💖
whumpable by Doro's Mama April 20, 2020
1. A man's testicles where sperm is produced.
2. Courage or bravery.
3. Manliness.

Most human males have two, but some - notably Donald Trump - do not have any.
"He ran into a burning building to save the baby?" "Man, that takes balls!"

"Donnie has absolutely no compassion for anyone needy. Hes a dick, but he has no balls!"
Balls by Doro's Mama March 26, 2020

exuberant cardio 

Having sex; particularly high energy, athletic, sweaty, really-good-workout sex.
"Steve and James did some really exuberant cardio last night. We could hear them from downstairs."

"Hey, whatever burns your calories!"
exuberant cardio by Doro's Mama June 13, 2018

Windows-shopping 

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.
A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
Windows-shopping by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016