Doomus's definitions

haploid

Describes one who has half the number of chromosomes that they should have. Akin to calling someone a retard and/or a freak of nature. Can also be used to imply that one is inbred.

"Don't you fucking look at me, you haploid circus clown!"

by Doomus May 22, 2016

blow pops (sex act)

The act of having your dick sucked in such a manner that the person sucking you dick inserts it entirely into their mouth and throat, slowly drags it out (sucking on it firmly all the while) then pulls the head out of their mouth as they continue to suck firmly on it, producing a loud popping sound.

"My girl gave me blow pops (sex act) last night, it was fucking amazing. Blew a huge load all over her face."

by Doomus May 22, 2016

count cristo

A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.

"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"

by Doomus May 22, 2016