Doogie Robertson's definitions

Take some groceries out of my trunk

The act of deficating.

Its 10 am , 4 cups of coffee and a bran muffin later , excuse me Rob I need to take some groceries out of my Trunk

by Doogie Robertson June 7, 2007

Chepa Sucio

Spanish for Stinky Pussy, often the result of a woman wearing leather pants. Always the result of poor personal hygiene.
Common amungst office staff with very bad personal hygiene

Mike- Today I was in the office and something smelled horrible, like ass only very dirty ass.
Jerry- Oh thats just the Chepa Sucio, she really stinks today, I love it!

by Doogie Robertson February 10, 2008

Valtard

A hybrid created by the sexual union of a control freak egomaniac who trusts no one and a retarded uptight uncommunicative dissatisfied fat Marxist Lennonist germ-a-phobe who hates everything. The progeny of which develops into a retarded untrusting controlling egomaniac that’s is never satisfied , rarely speaks except to complain about a society that he is really unappreciative of.

The Lund mated with a chepa sucio who later gave birth to a Valtard .

by Doogie Robertson February 24, 2008

Alleu

A word describing a gaggle or cluster when they urgently must part to let you through. Often associated with eating Chocolates at the Nutty Chocolate place in Huntsville and a sudden overwhelming urge to discharge hits.

Alleu banana benders clear a path , Ive just had a hot chocolate and truffles and Im about to have a nutty chocolatier discharge.

by Doogie Robertson July 9, 2016

Trussing

A thanksgiving BDSM fetish for your Sub's desire to have her legs bound raised up bent at the knees , with her arms also tucked in like a turkey ready to be stuffed .

Sara invited me over for Thanksgiving dinner and asked me to help her with her bird, calling out from the kitchen where I found her dangling a rope anticipating a Trussing followed by stuffing , we now have a new Thanksgiving tradition .

by Doogie Robertson December 9, 2020