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Definitions by Doogie Robertson

Take some groceries out of my trunk 

The act of deficating.
Its 10 am , 4 cups of coffee and a bran muffin later , excuse me Rob I need to take some groceries out of my Trunk

Take some Groceries out of my Trunk 

The act of defication, to take a dump, to have a crap.
Doug "Hey Rob , where were you?"
Rob "I just went down to take some groceries out of my trunk"
Doug "Oh thats what that smell was"

Cheese eating surrender Monkeys 

If France or the french and continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like cheese eating surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.

We gave them freedom. They gave us body hair and Body odour.

Clean Out My Pumpkin and eat my seeds 

The act of orally pleasuring a woman , lapping up all the juices and sucking on the clit till its clean !
Suzie said to her boy friend "Hey clean out my pumpkin and eat my seeds. "

Dirty Vincent 

A Skid mark of substance, left behind from a very wet sloppy loud and long fart. Generally in a "V" shape as it exits the butt crack with great force up your back.
Mom: "Look at these shorts whats this big brown V"
son:" Mom thats my dirty Vincent, i got it after you fed me those tacos"
Dirty Vincent by Doogie Robertson October 30, 2006