Definitions by Doofus Rick

Cockatrice

A cockatrice is a mythical beast, essentially a two-legged dragon, wyvern, or serpent-like creature with a rooster's head. In slang terms it means a woman who prefers three male lovers at a time

Andy, Ben and I slept with Lynn last night. She has turned into a real Cockatrice

Cockatrice by Doofus Rick July 2, 2023

Pool Pooper 

A person or persons who prefer to attend pools and pool areas under the cover of darkness to pass bowel movements.

Brian is the pool pooper, I found a floater this morning!

Pool Pooper by Doofus Rick September 20, 2022

Projestinate 

To delay or avoid doing an act when requested until there is no longer a need for it to be done. To projestinate is to delay so badly that it is a jest.

“I am not going to do that, I am just going to projestinate”

Projestinate by Doofus Rick June 22, 2018

Stinkpot

A playful name for a child or young adult that has a strong odour and refuses to wash their hands or shower properly.

“Wash your hands after the toilet stinkpot!”

Stinkpot by Doofus Rick June 22, 2018