Definitions by Doodles is Hung

Normal Tuesday 

When your pants are pulled up so far to the point where your cock is being sandwiched by both balls in a vertical fashion.

"Look how far his pants are pulled up. His dick is being sandwiched by both balls in a vertical fashion." "That's called a normal Tuesday."

Normal Tuesday by Doodles is Hung January 1, 2020

Blue Vessel 

When a bitch grabs a lace/string that's used for consuming heroin or when getting blood drawn, and proceeds to wrap it around your bicep so a vein will pop out. She then grabs a sharp object and cuts it open or she grabs something pointy (a straightened paperclip for example) and punctures the vein.

Fredward: You know that stupid bitch I met in the bar last night? Nigel: Yeah what'd you do with her? Fredward: That busty bimbo gave me a blue vessel!

Blue Vessel by Doodles is Hung November 4, 2019

Taxblocked 

When you try to buy something but you're less than one dollar short because of tax. (Same thing as cockblocked but with tax instead of cock.)

I was trying to buy something earlier and I got fucking taxblocked. That pisses me off!

Taxblocked by Doodles is Hung October 25, 2019

Hung Beast 

A person with an outrageously long cock.

Did you hear? James gave Susie an Alabama Hot Pocket, instantly making him a hung beast.

Hung Beast by Doodles is Hung October 19, 2019