Blue Vessel

When a bitch grabs a lace/string that's used for consuming heroin or when getting blood drawn, and proceeds to wrap it around your bicep so a vein will pop out. She then grabs a sharp object and cuts it open or she grabs something pointy (a straightened paperclip for example) and punctures the vein.
Fredward: You know that stupid bitch I met in the bar last night? Nigel: Yeah what'd you do with her? Fredward: That busty bimbo gave me a blue vessel!
by Doodles is Hung November 05, 2019
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Hung Beast

A person with an outrageously long cock.
Did you hear? James gave Susie an Alabama Hot Pocket, instantly making him a hung beast.
by Doodles is Hung October 20, 2019
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Taxblocked

When you try to buy something but you're less than one dollar short because of tax. (Same thing as cockblocked but with tax instead of cock.)
I was trying to buy something earlier and I got fucking taxblocked. That pisses me off!
by Doodles is Hung October 25, 2019
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Normal Tuesday

When your pants are pulled up so far to the point where your cock is being sandwiched by both balls in a vertical fashion.
"Look how far his pants are pulled up. His dick is being sandwiched by both balls in a vertical fashion." "That's called a normal Tuesday."
by Doodles is Hung January 02, 2020
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