WAP

Worship and Prayer, Tell all your moms that kiddos! My 12 year old daughter Jessica told me it and I can’t get it out of my head! Make sure to WAP tonight!

Mom: Hunny Bunches what does WAP mean?
Jessica: um worship and prayers 🙏

Church Group Chat
Kylie: can’t wait for the wine and steak tonight!
Sarah: The kids are in bed already! Supper was delish!
Karen (me): Hey girls!
Sarah: Why hello there Karen!
Karen: Can’t wait time WAP with you guys tonight!
Kylie: WAP?
Karen: Worship and pray 🥰
Lolita: that means wet ass possy

Sarah: LOLITA! What has gotten into you!?
Lolita: So sorry girls! Emily took my phone! She’s been on tic toc too much!
Karen: take her phone and delete that devils app.
Lolita: Alright brb!
Sarah:brb?
Susan: it means be right back
You aren’t in with the kids.
Karen: Getting little Jessica to bed now!
Susan: who’s picking us up?
Lolita: I am
Karen: see you guys later!
Lolita: Bye

Susan: Goodbye
Kylie: Fair Well!
Karen: BuhBye

by Donkey Jeremy October 06, 2020

Vote

Vote yes

Vote yes

by Donkey Jeremy October 06, 2020

Poser

What skater boys call beginners 🙄

Asshole: She’s such a poser
Beginning Skater: I-

by Donkey Jeremy October 06, 2020

beastiality

when you have a pet dog

“omg i got a dog named bruno!”
“you’re the definition of beastiality”

by Donkey Jeremy April 05, 2021

SmallishBeans

A follower of Jeremyism (not a cult) Also a YouTubed or whatever, He built the church of Jeremy.

Jeremy: yuh
Joel: YE SYES YES GO YOU POP OFF QUEEN YESS SISTER WORK IT !
Lizzie: I want a divorce

Scott: what the actual fawk-
Joey: mhm...
Meghan: murderer
Callum: Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy

Smallishbeans 🌚

by Donkey Jeremy October 06, 2020