Donald Kiddick's definitions

Clump Pusher

Derogatory colloquialism in Northern England for the "Giver" in a homosexual bum fun relationship.

Who's up for the sore arse this weekend? Are you receiving or are you going to be the clump pusher?

by Donald Kiddick September 28, 2009

Overactive Knife and Fork

A medical-esque explanation for obese peoples' massive girths. Fatties who eat too much obviously over use their cutlery.

That fat bastard moans about their Thyroid Gland.... In reality they suffer from an Overactive Knife and Fork!

by Donald Kiddick October 1, 2009