Definitions by Don White & Travis Mills

garfunkle 

same as jizz, yazz, cum, or spooge

man, i garfunkled all over her face!

garfunkle by Don White & Travis Mills March 30, 2003

The Don and Travis Show

An attempt to purchase alcoholic beverages with false identification.

I'm going on The Don and Travis show, do you need me to get any beer for you?

The Don and Travis Show by Don White & Travis Mills March 30, 2003