Don Karta's definitions

carpet stainer

A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.

95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.

by Don Karta October 27, 2007

carpet stainer

A participant in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.

We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.

by Don Karta November 5, 2007

dick-taunter

One who hits on openly gay men, but is in fact straight.

Can you believe that dick-taunter hitting on Sebastian, he doesn't even smoke pole?

by Don Karta August 24, 2007