3 definitions by Don Karta

A participant in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.
We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.
by Don Karta October 19, 2007
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A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.
95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.
by Don Karta October 11, 2007
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One who hits on openly gay men, but is in fact straight.
Can you believe that dick-taunter hitting on Sebastian, he doesn't even smoke pole?
by Don Karta August 20, 2007
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