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Skateboard

It’s something where old people try to ride to teach they but fall instead.

Kid: dad teach me how to skateboard! Pleasee

Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!

That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg

by Don’t touch me-my cat May 23, 2021

pansexual

me. pansexual is me

"i am a f...ing pansexual"

by Don’t touch me-my cat January 6, 2022