Definitions by Dollhands

The Otis Effect 

The act of creating a crash so epic that it seems to have no beginning or end. Just carnage. It also causes people to unintentionally blurt out ‘You can’t park there ‘while driving past.

Me:‘Jesus Christ, you see that crash? That’s a hot mess. The Otis Effect is in play.

Me: “Hey! You can’t park there!!!”
Friend:’Dude! Nooooo!!”

The Otis Effect by Dollhands February 16, 2023

Stalled Interview 

When you tug one off in a bathroom stall before a big interview to calm your nerves.

I threw my tie over my shoulder, pulled my shirt out of my pants, dropped trow and nutted one out. Stalled Interview at it's finest!

Stalled Interview by Dollhands June 4, 2016