Definitions by Dolfyn Stamos

SIMP

An acronym which stands for “Super Intelligent, Massive Penis”. Used to describe a guy who respects women.

“Yo did you hear Josh went to the women’s march?”

“Yeah he’s a great guy. He’s SIMP fo sho.”

SIMP by Dolfyn Stamos March 9, 2020

Merch

Sending someone a pictuture of your nipple expecting to receive a picture of their nipple in return.

Yo homie, let's go nip for nip. You show me yours and I'll show you mine!