Definitions by Doe John

40 year old virgin 

One pump and then you nut.

Joe: Hey Bob I gave your mom the 40 year old Virgin.
Bob: What's that?
Joe: One pump and then I just nutted in her.

40 year old virgin by Doe John July 17, 2007

embooising

excessively embarassing to the furthest extent

When Jim gets drunk he is absolutely embooising.

embooising by Doe John February 3, 2007