Definitions by Doctor N

Brewer's Yeast 

The name given to the itchy fungal rash one gets around the groin following a long day in a hot moist environment such as a brewery.

Dawn: "My flange is really itchy!"
Margaret: "Better go see your doctor, it sounds like you have a case of brewer's yeast."

Sam: "This home-brew tastes very sour"
Matt: "It's a special recipe, I use my own brewer's yeast."

Brewer's Yeast by Doctor N November 16, 2009

Little Tommy Squeaker 

A name given to those high pitched farts that often come as a result of trying to hold one in while in a public place.

John: "Did someone just stand on a creaky floorboard?"
David: "No, that guy over there with the red face just let off a Little Tommy Squeaker"

Little Tommy Squeaker by Doctor N November 16, 2009

Claudia Schiffer 

Another way of describing the anus.

Tonight I fancy taking you up the Claudia Schiffer!

Claudia Schiffer by Doctor N November 16, 2009

Jedwood

The combination of the names "John" and "Edward" who are the twins that appeared on the X Factor 2009 in England.

They look really stupid.

They can't sing for shit.

They both dance like bell-ends.

But everybody loves them for the above mentioned reasons.

Louis Walsh: "Do you want to come back to my place boys?"

Jedwood: "No because were scared you may try to bum us."

Jedwood by Doctor N November 16, 2009

Jodie Marsh 

Another name for a rubber doorstop due to the remarkably similar appearance to the budget glamour model's nose.

Kat: "Damn the door keeps slamming shut."
Bob: "Well put the Jodie Marsh under it then."

Jodie Marsh by Doctor N November 16, 2009

Rusty McSkid 

A general name that one can call someone that frequently leaves their underware looking like a busy road (i.e. covered in skid marks).

Learn to wipe your bum properly Rusty McSkid.

Rusty McSkid by Doctor N November 16, 2009

Jimmy Grant 

The collective name given to those people who immigrate to another settlement due to the almost rhyming nature of the words 'Immigrant' and 'Jimmy Grant'.

It may also be used as a descrete derogatory term when it is often shortened to 'Jimmy'.

Customs Officer: "Hold on a second Jimmy Grant, can I see your passport?"

Jimmy Grant by Doctor N November 14, 2009