queeraforming

The act of taking a gender benign topic, and unnecessarily warping the concept until it becomes so perverted, that watching a shota would be better in a straight guy's opinion

P1: Hey bro, check out what I made on Tumblr!
P2: Yuck! Why are you queeraforming My Hero Academia?!!

by Doctor Fucker January 08, 2019

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Ecomilitarian

Someone who is obsessed with the military for the soul purpose of preserving the Earth's environments

P1: Who's that guy roughing through your recycling?
P2: Oh, I'm sure he's our local ecomilitarian, otherwise he just really likes looking at all my plastic!

by Doctor Fucker March 31, 2019

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banana fucking

The act of cutting a plantain to the length of your dick, extrtacting the contents from the peel, and FUCKING it

P1: My GF went on a trip tonight, so once she left, I restarted an old guilty pleasure...
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.

by Doctor Fucker January 29, 2017

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wheel of torchin'

A term for the ring of slums around a supposed gentrifying neighborhood where some of the craziest shit in the city goes down, a ghetto ghetto-er than ghetto

Gangster: *flicks open switchblade* gimme your money, foo'!
Middleclass working man: why not just get it from actually working like the rest of society?
Gangster: Welcome to a wheel of Torchin', cracker!

by Doctor Fucker April 08, 2017

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monstapation

Constipation so bad, you feel like your asshole knows what it feels like to give birth to a Xenomorph

P1: Bruh, bathroom emergency, I just got over a monstapation!
P2: No shit, dude, really?
P1: All puns aside, it feels like Cuddles just crawled tenticles first out of my asshole!
P2: TMI, bruh, what did you need?
P1: A fresh roll of TP and a proctologist!

by Doctor Fucker March 07, 2017

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