Doctor Fucker's definitions

queeraforming

The act of taking a gender benign topic, and unnecessarily warping the concept until it becomes so perverted, that watching a shota would be better in a straight guy's opinion

P1: Hey bro, check out what I made on Tumblr!
P2: Yuck! Why are you queeraforming My Hero Academia?!!

by Doctor Fucker January 8, 2019

Promance

The date before prom, a time to practice dancing, sneak a breath mint: or have a ridiculous makeout session

Mom: How was the Promance, did you kiss?
Jeremy: Mom! It wasn't that long, I took her direcly to prom! It's not like we walked down the aisle...

by Doctor Fucker March 27, 2019

Ecomilitarian

Someone who is obsessed with the military for the soul purpose of preserving the Earth's environments

P1: Who's that guy roughing through your recycling?
P2: Oh, I'm sure he's our local ecomilitarian, otherwise he just really likes looking at all my plastic!

by Doctor Fucker March 31, 2019

monald rcdonald

A Big Mac made with a patty of SHIT

P1: Dude, you look like you tasted a Monald RcDonald!
P2: Pretty close, I just watched 2 girls one cup!

by Doctor Fucker April 6, 2017

wheel of torchin'

A term for the ring of slums around a supposed gentrifying neighborhood where some of the craziest shit in the city goes down, a ghetto ghetto-er than ghetto

Gangster: *flicks open switchblade* gimme your money, foo'!
Middleclass working man: why not just get it from actually working like the rest of society?
Gangster: Welcome to a wheel of Torchin', cracker!

by Doctor Fucker April 8, 2017

naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017

monstapation

Constipation so bad, you feel like your asshole knows what it feels like to give birth to a Xenomorph

P1: Bruh, bathroom emergency, I just got over a monstapation!
P2: No shit, dude, really?
P1: All puns aside, it feels like Cuddles just crawled tenticles first out of my asshole!
P2: TMI, bruh, what did you need?
P1: A fresh roll of TP and a proctologist!

by Doctor Fucker March 7, 2017