4 definitions by Doctor Eyeball

Nondoinganythingness

The act of not doing anything, ever. No matter how small, important or otherwise, the ability to react to a situation is muted by a complete lack of motivation and understanding.

I asked him what he wanted to do tonight, he said "I don't care!" he's really mean.

No he's not mean, that's his Nondoinganythingness acting up again.

by Doctor Eyeball November 1, 2009

Drunken Mastah

The illusion that a drunk person gets when he or she is completely intoxicated and insists that they are sober.

Wow you smell like a brewery.

That's because I am a brewery, I'm a drunken mastah dude.

whatever

by Doctor Eyeball October 27, 2009

quixidyllic

A state of total awesomeness achieved at a high rate of speed. Usually while intoxicated.

"Look at me...I am quixidyllic"

"Wow that was fast"

by Doctor Eyeball October 28, 2009

Belligerate

The act of coercing someone into doing what you want through the art of belligerence.

"Hows it going with that girl?"

"I'm trying to belligerate her into going out with me."

by Doctor Eyeball November 1, 2009