n. A hypothetical future version of Urban Dictionary in which it is innundated by entries that are not so much definitions of words as they are extended, elborate, and baffling encyclopedia-style entries on pointless minutae (see wikipedia
"Entries on characters from Stargate SG1? When did this turn into Urban Wikipedia?"
"Who the fuck keeps submitting these tracklistings of The Who albums? This is Urban Dictionary, not Urban Wikipedia."
n. A streetlight (or other light used for urban, outdoor, nighttime illumination) that inexplicably blinks out when you walk under it.
"Hey, Charlene, when you go out the back door look out for the rape light."