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Definitions by Doc Jay

parkingasm 

The incredible, nearly sexual, feeling one experiences when getting the best parking spot in the lot.
Johnny whipped his car into the front row parking spot and I clearly saw the parkingasm he experienced.
parkingasm by Doc Jay April 10, 2008

Hoover Love Bite 

The red mark left on the skin of a person who has intentionally participated in intimate acts with a vaccum in lieu of a warm human body. The make and manufacture of said vaccuum is of no consequence.
It should also be noted that it is equally found amongst those who desire a mark to be visible(implying intimacy) as well as those who show the accidental mark caused by panic induced by the innevitable door knock or phone call.
Did you see the Hoover Love Bite on SGT D this morning?
Hoover Love Bite by Doc Jay April 10, 2008