Calabrese

(Cal-a-bree-zee) To confess your love to an overweight and/or busted female whilst sobbing in a drunken stupor.

“Yo did you see Alex and that fatty? He totally pulled a Calabrese.”

by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins December 07, 2006

Breasticles

Tits that hang so low, they resemble testicles.

Yo that gilf has breasticles.

by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins January 16, 2009

Hand Clam

Clasping the hands together palm-to-palm, insert wet (preferably brined) hands in the anus of partner, and proceed to open and close the hands as if they are a clam, using the wrists as a hinge of sorts.

Clifford’s female companion smelled of fish, so in the spirit of the sea, he hand clammed that ass until he got a brown pearl.

by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins August 02, 2019