Definitions by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins

Hand Clam 

Clasping the hands together palm-to-palm, insert wet (preferably brined) hands in the anus of partner, and proceed to open and close the hands as if they are a clam, using the wrists as a hinge of sorts.

Clifford’s female companion smelled of fish, so in the spirit of the sea, he hand clammed that ass until he got a brown pearl.

Hand Clam by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins August 1, 2019

Breasticles 

Tits that hang so low, they resemble testicles.

Yo that gilf has breasticles.

Breasticles by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins January 15, 2009

Calabrese 

(Cal-a-bree-zee) To confess your love to an overweight and/or busted female whilst sobbing in a drunken stupor.

“Yo did you see Alex and that fatty? He totally pulled a Calabrese.”

Calabrese by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins December 7, 2006