Definitions by Dman Dominguez

shnart 

Expression used when you sneeze, fart, and poop a little.

Guy 1: We got to go man I just accidentally layed a shnart!
Guy 2: Whats that?
Guy 1: When you sneeze,fart, and crap at the same time.

shnart by Dman Dominguez September 8, 2008

cutting the chocalate 

Expression used when one is trying to relieve themselves of their fecal matter in the restroom.

Wife: What are you doing in there?
Husband: I can't even have a moment of peace when I am cutting the chocalate.
Wife: What's cutting the chocalate.
Husband: I'm taking a dump, leave me alone!!!

cutting the chocalate by Dman Dominguez July 26, 2006

Caca 

Expression used when something is very not cool.

Guy 1: Toss me the football.
Guy 2: No man its all the way over there, I don't wanna get up.
Guy 1: Man that's really caca, that's so not cool.

Caca by Dman Dominguez July 26, 2006