4 definitions by Dj Pj
by Dj Pj March 9, 2008
1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
by Dj Pj August 10, 2016
How is it only Thursday!? Today totally #flf hence the copious amount of sHoOtTs I'll be taking tonight with my buddies.
by Dj Pj May 16, 2014
by Dj Pj November 29, 2014