9 definitions by Dizz Markie
The act of shoving one's cleavage in another's face. The culprit generally pretends that the act is accidental, though she is conscious of the sexual alarms that ring in others at the sight of large semi-exposed breasts (to make an impact, the cleavage must be pronounced) in our faces.
I noticed Gemma over by your supervisor's desk. She dropped her pen on his chair, literally said "oops" then bent down to give him a full two-second heavage. I guess I know who’s getting that promotion."
by Dizz Markie June 8, 2010
Waking up to find your penis (usually morning wood) visible out the bottom, side, top, or through the pee slot of one's underwear. When sleeping with or around others (i.e. slumber party, crashing on a girl's sofa on the second date), you are usually the last to realize, causing embarrassment to one's self and laughter to the other party/parties.
1. “I went out with this guy the other day. He got totally drunk, made an ass out of himself then couldn’t drive. I felt bad and let him sleep on the couch. When I got up in the morning to kick him out, he had a total egg roll sticking out of his boxers. As if!!”
2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”
2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”
by Dizz Markie June 21, 2007