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Nobligations

A man's duty to his sexual desires.
She was falling asleep and I didn't think it was going to happen, but I took off my pants and she woke up. I was tired too, but I have nobligations!!
by Dizz Markie May 5, 2009
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Guest Badger

A person who apparently has a free pass to bother his significant other / partner / friend at work all day (note: they work together, giving free reign for the annoyance).
He's back, just sitting on her desk. Why would she marry him? And how does he finish any work when he's up here in her face, staring at her with disapproving looks and bothering her with “do you want a soda?” and “did you buy eggs?”, all day? He's such a guest badger!
by Dizz Markie May 18, 2010
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