Clown Tickler

Primitive weapon constructed with a baseball bat as a base and large metal spikes protruding from all angles. Often referred to as a one hitter quitter.

person 1: check out this guy who got arrested for chasing his wife with a clown tickler.

Person 2.: I have one at my house, my clown tickler is not as drastic but way better.

by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017

Feed the Baby

When a dude gets blown off by someone else’s pregnant girlfriend or wife....and she swallows

I had to stop by Sarah’s on the way home to “feed the baby”

by Dirty Randy 69 November 06, 2018

Feed The Baby

When a dude gets blown off by someone else’s pregnant girlfriend or ideally wife, and she swallows.

I had to stop by sarah’s on the way home from the bar to “feed the baby.”

by Dirty Randy 69 November 05, 2018

Trumping

Making whatever your doing great again.

Chris is really trumping that girls vagina

by Dirty Randy 69 January 20, 2017

Midnight Mating Call

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.

The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.

by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017