Definitions by Dirty D.

Kazoo Parade 

The act of performing fellatio on a series of flaccid penises.

In order to be appointed grand marshal of a kazoo parade, one must have a powerful jaw and a potent salivary gland.

You hear that? Sounds like a kazoo parade is going down in there!

Kazoo Parade by Dirty D. May 13, 2014

Coneeger

The nasty, dirty shits that occur the day after a night of superabundant drinking; especially that of beer.
aka: the Beer-shits.

"Dude, I had the worst coneegers on Saturday"

"After that keggar on thursday I had the nastiest Coneegers of life!"

"Wow! My Coneegers were like golf balls"- James Arias.

Coneeger by Dirty D. March 7, 2009