Definitions by Diquey Tiqle

Queef Cloud 

The amorphous gathering of vaginal smog that is emitted from a puss during the act of queefing, often carrying a strong aroma. Often attracts rappers.

Susan's queef cloud was so strong that pretty soon half of the NBA was elbows deep in her squish mitten.

Queef Cloud by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009

Turd lipstick

The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.

Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.

Turd lipstick by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009

mouth labes 

In short, a person's lips. Used specifically for someone with saggy, overly moist lips.

Effing that whore's mouth labes was almost ike sex with Oprah.

mouth labes by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009

teat flap 

a tit that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.

sometimes i think of your grannie's teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==D -ing (m-bating).

teat flap by Diquey Tiqle August 11, 2009