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Definitions by Dillon Boyer

Splatter-crap 

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.
"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."
Splatter-crap by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

Brazillian butt bomb 

A.K.A. The big B.

When a Brazilian hooker (you know, looks female, has a dick)takes a dump on his-her client's dick and runs with his money.
"WTF, that he-bitch-motherfucker gave me the brazillian butt bomb!?"
a stupid guy that acts like a little shit and sometimes he pops his collar which makes him a douche' bag.
That guy is a cacass for doing that to that poor 5 year old girl.
cacass by Dillon Boyer March 9, 2008