Definitions by Dildo Phil

merks 

Noun, plural. Women who taste bad when you go down on them.

Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.

As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"

oh my god, were you guys just talking about merks? the worst was when the other day...

merks by Dildo Phil November 26, 2007

freet 

cold feet before asking a girl on a date, to prom, etc.

Oh man have you got freet! You've got to get over it!

freet by Dildo Phil October 22, 2007

merks 

woman who taste bad when you go down on them. Origins in the word "merkin" coming from Shakespeare's day. (A merkin was a pubic wig used by some women to cover up venerial diseases.)

oh my god were you guys just talking about merks? The worst was the other day when...

merks by Dildo Phil October 22, 2007

canarly 

adj. a moment with your girlfriend that you are embarassed to share with your friends because they might think either you or she is crazy

This is really canarly, but last night she did this thing with a flashlight...

canarly by Dildo Phil October 22, 2007