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Wazzunt me. That other crazy sumbitch is the one that tried ta bangulate and impregnify that female over there, not I.
by Diego Mendez July 13, 2016
Get the impregnify mug.The opening in your butt used mostly for dispensing fecal matter accompanying liquid and gas. You know, your "meat"
by Diego Mendez July 1, 2012
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Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.
His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
by Diego Mendez August 12, 2010
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To drive off the “aracial” road.
To be setup, railroaded, attacked, and annihilated on all sides of a racial situation by both political correctness and bigotry when telling a story about a race other than your own.
To drive off the “aracial” road.
To be setup, railroaded, attacked, and annihilated on all sides of a racial situation by both political correctness and bigotry when telling a story about a race other than your own.
You: My black friend made me realize how I picture criminals, as black.
Them: You racist!
You: And now I go out of my way to be extra nice to black people because I see the light.
Them: You racist! Your fired.
You just got Sharrod –ed.
Them: You racist!
You: And now I go out of my way to be extra nice to black people because I see the light.
Them: You racist! Your fired.
You just got Sharrod –ed.
by Diego Mendez July 22, 2010
Get the sharrod mug.A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.
Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?
Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.
Source: BMJ Journal
Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.
Source: BMJ Journal
by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009
Get the goat's tongue mug.Room for cream. Used to let your barista know to leave it ½” to ¾” below the rim so you may add skim milk, half and half, or other accompaniments to your coffee beverage.
by Diego Mendez April 13, 2009
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