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goat's tongue

A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.
Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?

Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.

Source: BMJ Journal
by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009
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Googligan’s Island

A web site that tries to get Googlebot’s attention but fails at the last moment
Webskipper: Hey there little buddy, did you install the new webmaster tools for the company web site?
Googligan: Yea, on my laptop.
Webskipper: Oh Googligan, (strike with cap)

…and the rest…are hear on Googligan’s Island.
by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008
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toilet ringer

When a basketball shot hits the rim then rolls around (360-deg) one or more times. It can rim in or rim out. One of the ugliest shots in basketball.

Chick Hearn is credited with it:

http://www.abbaroo.com/lakers/chick.html
Shaq just shot another toilet ringer.
by Diego Mendez February 17, 2009
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tim burton

–obj, ov-er-rat•ed. to rate or appraise too highly; overestimate.

See also overrated, joe namath, jose canseco, ohio state,tarheel,chicago style pizza, hannah montana, hilary duff,Disney channel,kurt cobain
That NBC tv show Friends is so Tim Burton.
by Diego Mendez January 28, 2008
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sharrod

A Racial Clusterfuck.

To drive off the “aracial” road.

To be setup, railroaded, attacked, and annihilated on all sides of a racial situation by both political correctness and bigotry when telling a story about a race other than your own.
You: My black friend made me realize how I picture criminals, as black.

Them: You racist!
You: And now I go out of my way to be extra nice to black people because I see the light.
Them: You racist! Your fired.

You just got Sharrod –ed.
by Diego Mendez July 22, 2010
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ass clown posse

Shows over. Shit. Here comes the ass clown posse!
by Diego Mendez March 27, 2009
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Obama Goggles

Obama goggles is a phenomenon which inhibits monetary discretion to the point of unbridled acceptance of spending.
1 trillion dollars??? Let me put on my Obama Goggles. OK I support it.
by Diego Mendez February 18, 2009
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