Definitions by Diego

holy murray 

said when you're frustrated
said in disbelief

1.HOLY MURRAY! why did i just shoot my own foot??
2.What in the holy murray are you doing you queefnugget?

holy murray by Diego February 8, 2004

came through in the crotch 

this is said when you're trying to say "came through in the clutch"

Drew came through in the crotch during that last game on sunday

came through in the crotch by Diego February 8, 2004

mushroom tatoo 

when you take your wang to someone's face with great force(mushroom slap), leaving a mark that looks like a mushroom (because the end of your penis kida looks like a mushroom)

I left a little mushroom tatoo on that dude because he was a fruit

mushroom tatoo by Diego February 8, 2004

Odni 

an person from india, indo spelled backwards

that odni smells bad

Odni by Diego January 1, 2004

Jacked like Jill 

To be weak;(used as an insult)

Mike put 100 pounds up on the bench he is jacked like jill

Jacked like Jill by Diego December 31, 2003

The Internet Methadone Program 

Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.

Dont use the internet.

The Internet Methadone Program by Diego December 11, 2003

leet speak 

The first and simplest known origins of this out of control language were seen on calculators.
The number 71077345 when viewed upside down on a calculator reads 'ShellOil'. The language progressed from there.

From ShellOil to leet.

leet speak by Diego December 8, 2003