Definitions by Dicky T

sugar loaf mountain 

Taking a shit and being so impressed wit it you wank on it.

Jes: "I had a such a great turd the other day I just had to 'sugar loaf mountain' that bad boy!"

sugar loaf mountain by Dicky T January 2, 2008

Chocolate Wrist 

Masterbating whilst taking a dump

Sam: "Luke, why does having a big shit make you horny?"
Luke: "Have a 'Chocolate Wrist' mate it's the future."

Chocolate Wrist by Dicky T January 2, 2008